Politicians and Stuff

Politics these days are boring. We all know this. It is the reason why boring people become politicians. Apart from Berlusconi. What a player.

Politicians used to be so much more fun. Corrupt, misogynistic and inbred maybe... but at least they had a sense of humour. Just look at Churchill, a cowardly, rude and fairly unintelligent guy, but he knew how to party. 
I'm fairly sure the more normal and pleasant a politician seems, the more evil he is. Did you know that Hitler did not drink or smoke, was by all accounts faithful to his wife and was even a vegetarian? Never trust a vegetarian. Or a man who keeps pigs.

Something that bothers me is that there are no badass female figures in politics. The only two female politicians that come to my mind are Sarah Palin (who could easily be a man) and Margaret Thatcher (who i don't really count as a politician). 
Obviously Britain will never again have a woman Prime Minister after the mess the last one made. I know i should feel indignant about this, but it doesn't really bother me. I'm not sure if its because of my feelings on women wearing suits - very very negative - or if I'm just not sure about the country being led by a woman. What if all the other countries bullied us about it? Or just got... distracted.

Berlusconi :')

My rather sparse knowledge of politics tells me that at the moment Britain and Iran are bickering. And it is just like children fighting over toys. I think its because Britain and America have this toy called 'nuclear power' and don't want to share it. Apparently Iran isn't mature enough to handle it. Pffff my sister used that excuse on me when i wanted to borrow her makeup when i was 10. 
Now i get that Iran has been a bit naughty in the past. But its descending into silly retaliation from both sides. From my understanding its gone something like this:


IRAN: Hey Britain, how's it going? I was just wondering... you know that nuclear power shizz?    Looks pretty fun, can i have a go?
BRITAIN: Ehm yeah... well thats kind of me and America's thing. Maybe in a few years, when you can understand it better?
IRAN: But thats... like... so unfair :'( I'm going to get get my own. So hahaha to you, bitch.
BRITAIN: Oh HELLL NO. We;re cutting off all banking ties. How do you like me now?
IRAN: Whatever. We're going to storm the shit out of your embassy.
BRITAIN: Well we're sending back all your ambassadors, and we're not friends anymore >:( you can forget about coming to my birthday party and getting an AWESOME party bag. I'm inviting France instead.
IRAN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


I can see where this is going.

Doesn't that make you nervous...