Curiouser and Curiouser...

As many of my friends have started very entertaining, witty and generally insightful blogs, i've decided to start an inferior one to make them all feel good about themselves :)
I have also, very wittily, decided to call it 'Ponderland'. An 'Alice in Wonderland' reference as i'm reading it and coincidentally am named Alice. I will ponder, and therefore... ponderland. See how whimsical it is already? 
I have very little to say that anyone will find interesting. I am too lazy to form a proper rant, too grumpy to write something meaningful, and generally not well enough educated on any subject to discuss it in any depth, though i will happily pretend to know what i'm talking about. I am also supposed to be studying for first year uni exams (having missed the majority of lectures) so will probably just complain about how stupid i was to do an arts degree. I know, a promising career in Mcdonalds awaits me...
I like to read, write, drink coffee til i shake, spend time with my wonderful friends (yes, even Sam), potter around the countryside on my scooter (Jackson, after the Johnny Cash song, not Michael), and listen to music, but i am no good at making it. There are a lot of things i don't like, but they're not so important.
Now i need to find the TV controls and change channels, as 28 Weeks Later has come on, and i have an overwhelming fear of the zombie apocolypse.
IT COULD HAPPEN.