So i hear Obama Osama Bin Laden is dead?

YES, conspiracy theorists, dead. Much as i hate to believe what the government tells me, this seems to be fact. They shot him through the left eye. And i love that this fact came out pretty quickly, but everything else changes day by day. I do wonder though... (or ponder) how difficult is it to capture one unarmed guy in a turban without accidentally shooting him in a place that is pretty much guaranteed to kill him?
Also, could i pull off a turban?
I think most people would have prefered to have him captured and publicly humiliated.. just think of all the money that could be raised to rescue the American economy! $1 per minute of hooking him up to a torture device of your choice. There's a business opportunity there, I'm surprised Sir Allan Sugar didn't come up with it first.
I'm not usually such a sadist, but terrorists and religious extremists of any sort really piss me off... Don't even get me started of Jehovah's Witnesses.
 But most importantly, i would like to thank America for getting the Royal wedding out of the news so quickly. If i had to see William's horsey, inbred face one more time i think i'd go as insane as the rest of the Royals. Thats what happens when you marry your cousins.
SPEAKING OF COUSINS... but thats a story for another day.
(Picture courtesy of Miss Posy Hardie, a talented artist with a sick sense of humour)